Hey all you people! So today the ladies swarmed my door this morning, I trained with my sword, and Hiccup went missing. Ok, that wasn't the good part. I mean, it didn't ruin my day. I didn't care really. He just... went missing. We could use a day without Hiccup, right?

    Snotlout Jorgenson 

    I'm the best viking ever! All the ladies love me (I know Astrid secretly does!) and everyone wants to be my best bud! I have a Nightmare (who's by far the best dragon on Berk) name Hookfang! My cousin is Hiccup, who proved he actually might be of some use to Berk. So I write about my day here, and that's pretty much it.